Will MoistCr1TiKaL get a haircut in 2026?
This market will resolve to “Yes” if MoistCr1TiKaL (penguinz0) gets a haircut in 2026 by December 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET.
- Current leader
- No 53%
- Leader 24h
- +1%
- Volume
- 37
- Liquidity
- 17.3
Top outcomes
2 outcomes
No
53%
+1% 24h
Yes
48%
-1% 24h
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Resolves Yes
This market will resolve to “Yes” if MoistCr1TiKaL (penguinz0) gets a haircut in 2026 by December 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET.
Resolves No
Otherwise, this market will resolve to “No”.
A “haircut” refers to a clearly visible and noticeable shortening to his hair, small adjustments of an inch or two will not qualify unless they are a clear result of a haircut. Taking a little snip or minor trim on stream (or in a video) also does not count. It must be a real, substantial haircut that noticeably changes his appearance from the long hair style he's maintained.
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